If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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