Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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