well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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