addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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