Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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