haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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