Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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