is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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