we're blogging at a bar
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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