HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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