No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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