get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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