My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
you never un-have a 4some
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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