worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've never known a porn star before
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