It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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