am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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