Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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