who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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