But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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