dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was born a porn star she said
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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