How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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