**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
