The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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