plz talk dirty to me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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