where am i from again
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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