So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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