just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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