So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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