To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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