Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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