Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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