No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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