if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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