So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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