Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Vodka?
Forever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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