i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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