y did u give ur computer a hand job?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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