his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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