member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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