well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
