This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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