He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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