don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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