morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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