I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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