I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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