mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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