if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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