i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
What drink are we having for lunch?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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