i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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