The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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