Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
