He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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