i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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