its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The air taste purple.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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