He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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