Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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