she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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