12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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