Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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